my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
the gay agenda
or as i call it
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?
BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM
OHANA MEANS FAMILY
OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND
The initial bidding for The Word of God
sometimes supernatural is sad
and then sometimes stuff like this happens
actual Harry Potter
the awkward moment when the actor playing harry potter is a better representation of book harry potter than movie harry potter
WEARING A NEW PAIR OF SKINNY JEANS FOR THE FIRST TIME
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my physics teacher told us a joke today
three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
A CIGARETTE LIGHTER
I ACTUALLY GET IT OH MY GOD YES
was cleaning my abutment and i noticed blood. needless to say i freaked out. i couldn’t tell where it was coming from and all i could think is what if it’s infected or gets infected. eventually i figured it was probably from a bit of skin buildup being pulled off and the bleeding has stopped now. i am still shaking though. hopefully that will stop soon
were u not hugged as a child
He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.
She has Nemo on her dress.
Violet has murder in her eyes.
ive been laughing at this for like 10 min send help
Gwen’s fucking face. she’s just so fucking done.